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Jon Stewart went reside internet hosting “The Every day Present” on Thursday, recapping the talk between President Biden and Donald Trump. Stewart wasn’t in the very best of spirits.
Issues began out sturdy: “Each males are ambulatory. They’re each upright. Stage one cleared,” Stewart joked over a clip of the candidates taking the stage. But it surely wasn’t lengthy earlier than the host stated he wanted “to name an actual property agent in New Zealand.”
One rambling Biden reply — ending with the non sequitur “We lastly beat Medicare” — had Stewart staring into the digital camera in horror.
“OK, a high-pressure scenario. A number of occasions, you may confuse saving Medicare with beating it. I’m certain it’s not one thing that repeated all through the talk, inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both soar out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin. Anyone can [expletive] up speaking.” — JON STEWART
“I’m not a political skilled, however whereas Biden was making ready at Camp David — for every week — did anybody point out he would even be on digital camera?” — JON STEWART
“Lots of people have resting twenty fifth Modification face.” — JON STEWART
Stewart additionally known as out Trump for his many falsehoods.
“Simply so we’re all clear, every part that Donald Trump stated in that clip is a lie,” he stated after one montage. “Blatant and full. And we have been tight on time placing this [expletive] collectively. There’s loads extra. Actually makes you surprise: What’s R.F.Okay. Jr. doing tonight?”
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males must be utilizing performance-enhancing medication, as a lot of it as they will get, as many occasions a day as their our bodies will enable. If performance-enhancing medication will enhance their lucidity, their skill to resolve issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away.” — JON STEWART