Tucker Carlson Takes Break From M&M’s Meltdown to Counsel US Invade Canada

Tucker Carlson has been extremely busy this previous month decrying the “woke” adjustments to M&M’s which have rendered the candies apparently unfuckable within the eyes of the Fox Information host. “Mars made their M&M characters as unattractive as doable,” he advised viewers earlier this week. “The inexperienced M&M misplaced her horny boots, the brown M&M her stiletto heels…The corporate added overweight and distinctly frumpy lesbian M&M’s.” Nevertheless, on Thursday, he took a break from this vital story to shine a light-weight on one other main matter: that Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau is—unbeknownst to the remainder of the world—an authoritarian dictator from whom the individuals of Canada have to be liberated.

Referencing the 2022 protests by anti-vaccine truckers—whose demonstrations had disrupted the circulate of commerce between Canada and the US and whose arrests Carlson had claimed have been proof the nation was a dictatorship—the conservative discuss present host recommended on Tucker Carlson In the present day that the US ought to invade our neighbors within the north.

“I am utterly in favor of a Bay of Pigs operation to liberate that nation,” Carlson mentioned, not mentioning how the Bay of Pigs truly labored out. “Why ought to we stand again and let our largest buying and selling associate, the nation with which we share the longest border, and truly, I’ll simply say, a terrific nation, I really like Canada, I’ve all the time cherished Canada due to its pure magnificence, why ought to we let it change into Cuba?” he requested. “Like, why don’t we liberate it? We’re spending all this cash to liberate Ukraine from the Russians, why are we not sending an armed drive north to liberate Canada from Trudeau? And, I imply it.”

Then he recommended he was simply joking, saying: “I’m simply speaking myself right into a frenzy right here.”

By the way, regardless of claiming to “love” Canada, this isn’t the primary time Carlson has had beef with the place, calling it, in 2019, a “sick society” that “hates itself.”